From an outsider point of view Wittenberg University students seem to be stuck in their dorms, worrying about the exam coming up next week, or how to get their ‘B paper’ to an A for the final draft. However, a non-scientific poll that was given last week proved that it is not what they are all about. In fact, it confirmed that Witt students enjoy the much needed craziness like most typical college students do.
The most popular answers; however, dealt with sex. It ranged from threesomes, having sex in strange places, or having sex while people are around or watching. 22 of the 120 students polled admitted to having a threesome, while one of the craziest things a girl did was “attempted to have a foursome”.
From afar Wittenberg students may seem shy and somewhat introverted, but the fill in the blank questions at the end of the survey stated otherwise. When it came to sex in strange places a guy answered, “I had sex in a pool with a girl which 30 people were watching us”, and a girl said “I had sex at a park while a family was playing baseball on the field next to us”.
Although most of the fill in the blank questions were about sex; drugs were a big factor, too. 78 out of 120 students admitted to having come to class under the influence in the past, while 63 have driven under the influence, as well. Even though some of the fill in the blank answers were short and sweet, “Xanax and drinking, wow”, some were more intense. “I beer bonged 151”, “Had an LSD induced conversation with a bunny”, and “Went on a road trip high, wasted, and lost in Rome”.
When it comes to the Witt students; however, it’s not all about sex and drugs. 50 of the students have stolen. The most popular things that were stolen were t-shirts, jewelry, and food. However, there were some strange things such as cat litter and cocktail swords.
Even though it is sometimes vulgar and quite out of the ordinary, some of the students responded to the fill in the bank questions with “The craziest thing I’ve done was go skydiving” and “White water rafting”.
Wild stories that contain many crazy endings and great memories are what life is all about. The Wittenberg student body may seem quiet and reserved, but that stereotype was proven wrong. They know the meaning of ‘only being young once’ and really are just looking to have a good time, even if it means “jumping into a giraffe’s cage” or “running around a police station naked”.
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